That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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