I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
