..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize
