I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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