its not stalking. its research.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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