so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
do nipples grow back?
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