I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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