Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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