Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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