Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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