"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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