We're like a lot better than the average bears
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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