There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Randomize
