Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
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