Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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