I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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