You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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