Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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