somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Randomize
