im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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