i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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