Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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