Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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