Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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