Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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