Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Randomize