I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Randomize
