i think my tv is drunk
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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