Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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