Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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