i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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