the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
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