I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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