Its about making memories worth repressing
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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