Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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