she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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