Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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