I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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