well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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