I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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