giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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