Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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