i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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