Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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