They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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