even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Fuck now we have to have sex
In a bet, need to win
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize