I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
honey bunches of taint.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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