Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
he fucked my hip out of place.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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