Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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