I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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