why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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