So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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