Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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