I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
