I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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